i performed a real life experiment on myself where i was the independent variable, dependent variable, and control group. the results were magical.
hypothesis:
if i begin writing a paper in advance, then i will get a better grade than i would starting a paper the night before it’s due.
independent variable/dependent variable 1:
i started writing a paper three days in advance.
i got a b on the paper.
independent variable/dependent variable 2:
i started writing another paper at midnight and worked up until the last minute before it was due.
i got an a on the paper.
control group:
i lied about having a control group.
conclusion:
procrastination is the key to academic success.
be a good person and spread the word of my legitimate scientific discovery today. if this experiment really spoke to you or you’re just a fellow procrastinator, you can start spreading the word tomorrow instead.
