gentlemen:
1. own a pair of sperry’s, because once you’ve matriculated, you are indeed a sailor
2. your guy friends are no longer guy friends, but your “brahs”
3. you should have at least 7 different ralph lauren polos and 7 different dress shirts, then wear them to class. one polo/shirt for every day of the week!
4. cargo shorts out, jcrew chino shorts in; preferably from the easter egg palette, but obvi, the khaki color is a staple - duh
5. become a frat star
ladies:
1. own a pair of rainbows, uggs, and hunters; sometimes multiples of each, if necessary
2. use abbrevs, cause it’s totes awes!
3. go shopping at urban outfitters, and buy a dress. the next day, see how twenty other girls thought that same dress was way cute too. kill yourself.
4. if you’re into the sratty biz, wear an oversized frat shirt (probs your boyf’s), running shorts, sneakers, and [insert expensive brand name] sunglasses to class; nice clothes are for the night time, when no one can see except for on facebook the next hungover afternoon
5. when you’re going out (or going anywhere for that matter), never leave your crossbody bag behind, it has your iphone, aka your life, in it. if you want to belong in this wolf pack, you better own a fuhreaking crossbody satchel.
all sarcasm aside, i am really happy to be back. i love this place and the peeps.
first day of classes tomorrow, wahoooooo(wa)!
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Couldn’t have said it better myself
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